Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

1. Anne Chang (mandarin)- Dirty
2. Anne Chin (mandarin)- Keep quite
3. Faye Chen (mandarin)- Dust
4. Carl Cheng (hokkien)- Buttock
5. Monica Cheng (hokkien)- Touching your buttocks
6. Lucy Leow (hokkien)- You are dead
7. Jane Tan (mandarin)- Frying eggs
8. Suzie Leow (hokkien)- Lost till death
9. Henry Mah (mandarin)- Hate your mum
10. Corrine Tai (mandarin)- Poor fellow
    
11. Paul Chan (mandarin)- Bankrupt
12. Nelson Tan (mandarin)- Bird laying eggs
13. Leslie Tong (mandarin)- Rubbish bin
14. Carmen Teng (hokkien)- Leg hair long
15. Danny See (hokkien)- Squeeze you to death
16. Rosie Teng (hokkien)- Screws and nails
    
17. Pete Tsai (hokkien)- Nose droppings
18. Macy Koh (cantonese)- Never die before
    

So next time, when you give a name to your children, be careful. If not your child's name will be very funny to others. These name above is just a joke, hope those name inside the list dun angry about this. Hope you all enjoy it......